
So, first of all, I’m going to find out who’s trying to prank you and I’m going to put a stop to it. Whenever I sit at my desk, I swear I can hear voices.Ĭan I call you Ty? And I must insist that you call me Wendell! I think someone might be playing a trick on me.

From what I understand, the growing process is managed by a single, complex artificial intelligence I’m curious what led to that choice. In fact, I was surprised to learn that all of the grow vats are networked, even across facilities. The fat groupings that looked like words or pictures are particularly interesting to me, even though that problem is almost certainly not genetic. I’m eager to get to work on some of the problems you described to me: the odd flavor profiles and inconsistent textures.
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Teri will be taking me on a tour of the facility shortly, but I’ve already started running a full genetic profile of the RealMeat product that should be ready in a few hours. Although, if I remember the literature you gave me correctly billions of people, including 600 million Americans, are eating RealMeat products every day already, so I’m not sure how much more market share you think you can get. I’m getting settled in just fine, and I’m happy to help take RealMeat Industries “to the next level”, as you put it. As such, in the interest of maintaining the highest levels of integrity for myself, I must insist that all communication go through official and auditable channels and not your personal cell phone. Operating ethically is extremely important to me. I will confess, things have gotten very dicey in my field with the ever-growing animosity towards geneticists and genetically modified foods, especially now with the EU sanctions on lab-grown meat products. Thank you for the kind words, and thank you for the opportunity to join the RealMeat family.
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In the meantime, you’ve got my personal cell, so if you need anything -especially if it’s something you don’t want in company email (haha!)-feel free to give me a ring. As soon as I get back from Florida, we’ll do lunch. Sorry I can’t be there in person, but I hope you’re getting settled in alright. You’ll be reporting directly to me, but for now Teri, the Floor Supervisor, should be able to give you some direction. It’s all we have in the breakroom anymore. I loved the work you did on that Lion’s Roar coffee, with the savory and salty from the animal genes spliced in-it’s just delightful. We’ve never had a Chemical Geneticist on staff before, so you’ll really be inventing the department, shaping it to best suit your needs. I think having you as a dedicated employee will help us take RealMeat™ to the next level.

I’ve been working for the last three months to get a position opened up for you where we could make use of your expertise, and I’m thrilled that you finally accepted our offer. I was genuinely impressed when I met you at that networking conference over the summer and I knew immediately that I just had to get you hired on here.
